Who doesn’t love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with! This book of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing, and you’ll have no choice but to show it to your friends and family. Th…
“If you have not done it yet, you are really missing out… Grab a sack of Tony’s nuts and put them in your mouth!” --The Johnson twins Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night,…
It’s summer vacation, the weather’s great, and all the kids are having fun outside. So where’s Greg Heffley? Inside his house, playing video games with the shades drawn.
Spot, a polka-dot leopard who can change colors and even juggle his own spots, tries to convince two children that he is special enough to be exhibited in the zoo.
Born with an oversized throat so grand, A rare condition you'd never planned, Swallowing objects with greatest ease, Her presence at parties, always a tease. White and fluffy, a female goat, With a gi…
Let’s face it: Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways. Somebody just needs to explain that to Greg’s father. You see, Frank Heffley actually thinks he can get his son to toughen up, and he enli…
Greg Heffley is in big trouble. School property has been damaged, and Greg is the prime suspect. But the crazy thing is, he’s innocent. Or at least sort of. The authorities are closing in, but when a …
"Guess how much I love you," says Little Nutbrown Hare. Little Nutbrown Hare shows his daddy how much he loves him: as wide as he can reach and as far as he can hop. But Big Nutbrown Hare, who can rea…
