Mommy's Giant Melons: A Hilarious Adult Humor Book For Those Who Love Big Melons

“I went to the store with my mommy today, and a gentleman stopped her along the way. ‘Excuse me, Missus, I can't help but stare...Those melons are the largest I've seen anywywhere!’”

It’s not rocket …

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