This is haato bassic cooking rap

Romaji

I’m goona make HAACHAMA COOKING RAP
HAHAHA!!!
My cooking teacher said
Finnally,some good fucking food.
Gee, Thanks!
This is haato　bassic cooking
Something about it everyone shocking
Everything about it is aright
Come to dinner tonight
RAMEN SOUMEN REIMEN TSUKEMEN
You have no choice, I just cook
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
NEGI TAMANEGI TAMAGO AKAGO AKAMI
Are you crying? craving? or have a crash for me?
I know you love me RAMI NAMI MAMI AMI
English MUZUKASHI OMG
HAACHAMA Cooking ×3
You’re getting crazy and crazy
because you waching HAACHAMACHAMA