Dead On Arrival

Romaji

(Check, check, start streamin’)
Ahh watashi chishi teki Streamer
A sneaky devil dream eater
Yokubou no mama ni What the hell, ain’t it just my job?
Watashi genjitsu Cheater
Shout out “send heart beats” dear
Rampant soul train never stops
Nee, choudai sono inochi (onegaiBitch)
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah
Don’t you know? A hero on a quest can’t battle destiny
When every story’s gory end is settled by yours truly?
(Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop)
Kami mo hotoke mo nobody knows
I think I’ll script how you die on the fly with a dice roll
Controlling soul strings from the shadows (Woah woah woah)
Zugai no naka no danzai when ya die
Listen, sore wa donmai
‘Cause the dealer’s on the hustle, gotta shuffle all mankind
Chishi teki Streamer
Toss out the blind- call or raise?
Collar round your neck, praise me
Or spend the rest of your days
In a cage ’til you PAY ME
Anata kokyuu ubau kurai
Kill it hands down every time
Tamashii marugoto hoshii NAA
Ahh watashi chishi teki Streamer
A sneaky devil death dealer
Junpou ka ii hou, so let’s bet. Your. Life!
Watashi dappou Singer
My voice, cue the final stinger
Executing like a scythe, so sugoi, sugoi, nice
Reap, collect your lives
Then sell ’em at a high price (Good deal)
Hidou na kurai inochi wo kudasai (onegai Bitch)
Killers don’t play nice
Begging won’t suffice (Soul meal)
Shinigami wa yuukai! kore tenshoku janai? Ha ha
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah
Don’t you know if humans get the urge to turn and twist the fates
There’s room in jigoku to learn your place as fishing bait
(Babidi skibidi bop)
Akiramete hizamazuite Why are you waiting?
Burning you in hell beneath the ice I’m skating!!
No use in hating me, I’ll drag ya flailing down to the saitei (Woah woah)
So annie up! Wide awake, gotta raise the stakes
When you got nothing to lose, ya choose to cruise with no brakes
But what your kamisama gives, Calli Mori’s gotta take from ya!
(chishi teki Streamer!!)
Alright, cards on the table! Hardly fact, barely fable
You can bet the Reaper’s soul will keep it totally stable (Maybe!)
Some call it deadly romance
Koi raku ni shite agemasu
Your soul is filling up my glass
Ahh watashi chishi teki Streamer
As Queen of that casino downstairs
Hitokuchi de ii tte, so cute it’s hardly fair!!
Watashi yuuken Master
Undead hearts beating faster!!
Can ya strike another Poker face
Say “yabai yabai dope” (Please?)
Reap, collect your lives
And sell them at a high price (Good deal)
Hidou na kurai
Inochi wo kudasai (onegai Bitch)
Killers don’t play nice
Begging won’t suffice (Soulmeal)
Shinigami wa yuukai!
Kore tenshoku janai? Ha ha
Now, it’s time for the final draw…
Heart rate is skyrocketing, no? I can hear it from here, silly.
What kind of hand do you possess, Dead Beat?
Haha… I bet it’s shit, LMAO
Soul wallet broke on cash, we wander void of purpose
Anata no ikite kara shinu made haishin shimasu
Ain’t life and death a part of the same pointless circus?
Kamigami mamoru no sa Might as well give your soul to us!!
Ahh watashi chishi teki Streamer
A sneaky devil death dealer
Junpou ka ii hou, so let’s bet. Your. Life!
Watashi dappou Singer
My voice, cue the final stinger
Executing like a scythe, so sugoi, sugoi, nice
Reap, collect your lives
Then sell ’em at a high price (Good deal)
Hidou na kurai
Inochi wo kudasai (onegai Bitch)
Killers don’t play nice
Begging won’t suffice (Soulmeal)
Shinigami wa yuukai!
Kore tenshoku janai? Ha ha
(I’m on a roll, bitch)
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah (Da da da da)
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah

Original

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Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
A sneaky devil dream eater
欲望のままに　What the hell, ain’t it just my job?
私 現実 Cheater
Shout out “send heart beats” dear
Rampant soul train never stops
ねえ、頂戴　その生命(いのち) (お願い Bitch)
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah
Don’t you know? A hero on a quest can’t battle destiny
When every story’s gory end is settled by yours truly?
(Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop)
神も仏も nobody knows
I think I’ll script how you die on the fly with a dice roll
Controlling soul strings from the shadows (Woah woah woah)
頭蓋の中のそれ　断罪 when ya die
Listen, それはドンマイ
‘Cause the dealer’s on the hustle, gotta shuffle all mankind
致死的 Streamer
Toss out the blind- call or raise?
Collar round your neck, praise me
Or spend the rest of your days
In a cage ’til you PAY ME
あなた呼吸奪うくらい
Kill it hands down every time
魂ごと欲しい NAA
Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
A sneaky devil death dealer
遵法かいい方, so let’s bet. Your. Life!
私 脱法 Singer
My voice, cue the final stinger
Executing like a scythe, so すごい, すごい, nice
Reap, collect your lives
Then sell ’em at a high price (Good deal)
非道なくらい　生命(いのち)をください (お願い Bitch)
Killers don’t play nice
Begging won’t suffice (Soul meal)
死神は愉快！これ転職じゃない？ Ha ha
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah
Don’t you know if humans get the urge to turn and twist the fates
There’s room in 地獄 to learn your place as fishing bait
(Babidi skibidi bop)
諦めて　跪いて Why are you waiting?
Burning you in hell beneath the ice I’m skating!!
No use in hating me, I’ll drag ya flailing down to the 最低 (Woah woah)
So annie up! Wide awake, gotta raise the stakes
When you got nothing to lose, ya choose to cruise with no brakes
But what your 神様 gives, Calli Mori’s gotta take from ya!
(致死的 Streamer!!)
Alright, cards on the table! Hardly fact, barely fable
You can bet the Reaper’s soul will keep it totally stable (Maybe!)
Some call it deadly romance
来い　楽にしてあげます
Your soul is filling up my glass
Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
As Queen of that casino downstairs
一口でいいって, so cute it’s hardly fair!!
私 雄剣 Master
Undead hearts beating faster!!
Can ya strike another Poker face
Say “やばい やばい dope” (Please?)
Reap, collect your lives
And sell them at a high price (Good deal)
非道なくらい
生命(いのち)をください (お願い Bitch)
Killers don’t play nice
Begging won’t suffice (Soulmeal)
死神は愉快！
これ転職じゃない？ Ha ha
Now, it’s time for the final draw…
Heart rate is skyrocketing, no? I can hear it from here, silly.
What kind of hand do you possess, Dead Beat?
Haha… I bet it’s shit, LMAO
Soul wallet broke on cash, we wander void of purpose
あなたの生きてから死ぬまで配信します
Ain’t life and death a part of the same pointless circus?
神々守るのさ Might as well give your soul to us!!
Ahh 私 致死的 Streamer
A sneaky devil death dealer
遵法かいい方, so let’s bet. Your. Life!
私 脱法 Singer
My voice, cue the final stinger
Executing like a scythe, so すごい, すごい, nice
Reap, collect your lives
Then sell ’em at a high price (Good deal)
非道なくらい
生命(いのち)をください (お願い Bitch)
Killers don’t play nice
Begging won’t suffice (Soulmeal)
死神は愉快！
これ転職じゃない？ Ha ha
(I’m on a roll, bitch)
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah (Da da da da)
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Bop dee-yuh skibidi bop
Zipi dabi doowah